Virus loose on Rec.Music.Gaffa!!

[Mandy Heath <mbrx5ajh@stud.man.ac.uk>]

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I am a psychologist and I have been called in to investigate a serious 
case of infection on the Good Ship Gaffa.
It seems that there has been an outbreak of delusions of kt syndrome, an 
unfortunate condition manifesting symptoms including 
belief that a new album is coming out soon; 
belief that kt has toured every year since 1979 (in extreme cases the 
sufferer believes they actually attended concerts);
belief that kt is standing against Bob Dole;
belief that kt is signing for Newcastle Utd. for £15million (apologies to 
American viewers).
Be sure I will do everything possible to cure sufferers of the affliction 
(electroconvulsive theraphy for severe cases).
Over and out
(Bet ya thought I was gonna talk about a computer virus, didn't ya!)