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A Refreshing Change

From: MCQUARRF@ucfv.bc.ca
Date: Wed, 7 Feb 1996 15:12:42 -0800 (PST)
Subject: A Refreshing Change
To: love-hounds@gryphon.com
CC: MCQUARRF@ucfv.bc.ca
Sender: owner-love-hounds@gryphon.com

Hi. I'm a girl who doesn't exercise, smokes like a chimney, has a severe skin
rash problem, a vocabulary that doesn't extend much beyond "f***", and a bunch
of exotic parasitical diseases that I'd love to share with you. I'm sitting by
my phone waiting for you to call me. Just dial 1-800-SPA-AAAM and let's talk!

[what is it with all these stupid postings, anyhow? does the word 'gaffa' mean
'lonely guys with big VISA card limits' in some language? cheers, fiona)