You know you've been reading Lovehounds too long

[steve.b@TQS.COM (Steve Berlin)]

I was just reading an article (ie, real magazine article) about the CEO
of Digital.  There was a photo with a caption of his name, reading
"DEC'S PALMER", which I briefly parsed as "DEL PALMER".

I need help.

- Stev0 the Wired

"This is a job for - Luke Vaxhacker!" - Dec Wars