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Top 10 Love Hound Characteristics

From: Karen Newcombe <kln@staralliance.com>
Date: Tue, 04 Feb 1997 12:22:02 -0800
Subject: Top 10 Love Hound Characteristics
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Do Love Hounds have something in common?  How about . . .

10.  Spent hours watching bad TV with remote in hand hoping to tape
Fruitopia ads.

9.   Actually drank Fruitopia at least once.

8.   Left work early to sit through two theatre showings of Line/Cross/Curve
in a row.

7.   Check used record stores daily when a new KT album is due for advance
promo copies someone has traded in.

6.   Had at least one friend sit down for a serious talk with you about
"this weird Kate Thing."

5.   Read every book that appears in or influenced Kate's work.

4.   Forced innocent weekend guests to sit through the unedited Night Flight
interview.

3.   Wore a KT tee shirt to events that might be on the evening news.

2.   When asked if you know Jesus/Mithra/BillGates as your personal saviour
you ask if they know Kate as their personal spirit guide. 

1.   Are always right about everything.

X Karen