TLAs and Friends

[stev0@zuni.chaco.com (Steve Berlin)]

 rhonda@enterprise.ca (Tiny Dancer) said:

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>My first real live actual Kate album was "The Kick Inside" on 8-track tape
>(kids, ask your parents about these), so, of course no lyrics.I literally wore
>out the tape playing it on my portable,
ever-so-casually-flung-over-my-shoulderFrom 
>"RFTL":
>                   >No, we never die for long
>                     No, we never "dive alone"                   
>                   >Oh-woman, two in one
>                     Oh-woman, "I turn around"

No wonder you mis-heard it!  You didn't even get the acronym right!  The
acronym of the song is, of course, "RTFM" (the B-side to her single,
"BOOL", or "Bastard Operator of Love").  The real lyrics go thusly:

"If I only could
maybe deal with this clod
I could get him out of our faces
He'd stop running up that node
Stop running up that bill
on AOL."

- Stev0 the Foo

"It wouldn't take me long
to tell you how to find it
since there's no "Any" key..."