TO SWOON FOR!

[kln@a.crl.com]

Hi, I am a late-thirty-something, fully clothed female human located in the most 
beautiful and exotic city in the world, San Francisco.  Tho' I was once a little 
twig of a person, more like a bird that fell out of a nest than anything, I have 
grown up into a crabby, zaftig, overconfident Kate Bush fan. Get a load of my 
curves: they are all on CD!  Yes, I have dozens of Kate Albums for you handsome 
men to er, ahem, observe at a safe distance!  Yes, look at my albums but don't 
touch!  Yes, come to San Francisco and freeze your you-know-what off in July at 
the Katemas party -- I'll give you the tour of my unusual apartment, something 
like a cross between a railroad car and a catbox.  Yes, you too can wonder "how 
many books can one person own and still be considered sane?"  

Call me now!  I'll ask you who the hell you think you are bothering me and hang 
up on you!

Karen  kln@a.crl.com