You Ought to Know

[stev0@zuni.chaco.com (stev0)]

Anders Hultman <anders.hultman@unisource.se> observes:

>The thing here is that the gaffa FAQ more is like "An 
>answer to every single question that's ever been asked 
>about KB" rather that "*Frequently* asked questions".

Good point.  In all my years on Lovehounds, I have yet
to hear ANYONE ask, "Hey, can you give me the names of
EVERY SINGLE ARTIST even REMOTELY connected with 
'Earthrise'?"

So, here is a QUICK AND DIRTY FAQ, of stuff that REALLY
DOES come up AT LEAST once a year or so:

Q:  What does "Gaffa" mean?
A:  Duct tape.

Q:  When will Kate tour again?
A:  Never.  Ever.  Really.

Q:  What is Kate saying at the end of "Leave it Open"?
A:  "We let the weirdness in"

Q:  What is the words of that spoken word part in "The
    Jig of Life"?
A:  You don't want to know.  Trust me.

Q:  What is the best album in the entire history of
    Creation?
A:  The Dreaming.  Anyone who disagrees is an asshole.

Q:  Should I post binaries to rec.music.gaffa?
A:  NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Q:  When is Kate's next album coming out?
A:  Your guess is as good as mine.

Q:  What are the URLs to some Kate Web pages.
A:  http://american.recordings.com/WWWoM/cgi-bin/ubl?card+1032

Q:  Hey!  The episode of "Saturday Night Live", hosted
    by Eric Idle, in which Kate was the musical guest,
    does have Kate on the tape I got!  Was I ripped off?
A:  Yes

Q:  Which is better, the British, Japanese, or Canadian
    Boxed Set?
A:  You'll just have to get all of them and decide for
    yourself.

I think that just about covers it; most of the rest of
the time is, like every other Usenet group, devoted to
calling each othr Nazis.

- Stev0 the know-it-all

"Forty-two?"