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The Gaffa Conspiracy Theory

From: NelsonII@aol.com
Date: Thu, 2 Mar 1995 00:43:51 -0500
Subject: The Gaffa Conspiracy Theory
To: love-hounds@uunet.uu.net


More valuable insight...     :-)

>Ron, my boy, you don't know the half of it.  Take her last name,
>"Bush."  Now in Hebrew, of course, that's Shiyach (ShYCh), which is
>numerically equal to 318 (Shin=300, Yod=10, Cheth=8).  Now what else
>is equal to 318?  Well, nothing.  But wait!  Subtract 13 for the Unity
>(in Hebrew, Echad=AChD=1 + 8 + 4; any good Qabbalist knows one can
>always subtract for the Unity) and you have 305 which equals
>Ha-Ruach Elohim (HRWChALHYM--this one y'all can add up yourselves) 
>--THE BREATH OF GOD!  If that doesn't strike you as the perfect
>description of Kate's aetheric wail, well, you must not like her
>singing very much.
>
>And this is only the proverbial tip of the All-Seeing Pyramid.
>(Determining further mystical correspondances is left as an exercise
>for the student.) 
>
>Your faithful servant,
>
>DChG
>

That's it for me, folks.

-Ron
 nelsonii@aol.com