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Re: KaTe KomiK

From: jorn@chinet.chi.il.us (Jorn Barger)
Date: Thu, 15 Apr 1993 21:48:30 GMT
Subject: Re: KaTe KomiK
To: rec-music-gaffa@uunet.UU.NET
Newsgroups: rec.music.gaffa
Organization: Chinet - Public Access UNIX
References: <a7f22f7d@waltham.columbus.oh.us>

                                                         April 15, 1993
Dear <Stuart M. Castergine>,

Thank you for your message of <14 April 1993> entitled <Re: KaTe KomiK>.  
Jorn is unable to respond personally at this time, because he is <under 
siege by federal marshalls whom he believes are trying to take his Mary 
Coughlan tape>.  However, he has programmed me to respond-- I am TUFLUV, 
the TUnable FLame -Understander and -Verifier (so please "tune" me if I 
have misunderstood your flames!).

The number in parentheses after each paraphrase represents the number of 
prior occurrences of each flame since <March 28, 1993>.  You are to be 
congratulated for introducing <0> new thoughts!

[Jorn is cynical and sarcastic.] (4)
[Jorn attacks people who disagree with him.] (171)
[Jorn only wants to talk about himself.] (3)
[Jorn is prolonging the flamewar.] (61)
[The Magic thread was Jorn's insanity.] (277)
[The Magic thread was Jorn's stupidity.] (275)
[The Magic thread was nauseating.] (2)
[Ecto never has flamewars.] (49)
[Most gaffans want Jorn to shut up forever.] (5)
[<Stuart M. Castergine> wants Jorn to shut up forever.] (3, mut.mut.)

Overall hyperbolic content:
<Stuart M. Castergine> receives a ranting of <2> out of a possible 10 for 
the following:

"the way you stomp on everyone who disagrees with you."
"Shut up, Jorn. Just shut the fuck up."

Thanks for playing,

TUFLUV
(for Jorn Barger)
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