How dare you Question her KATENESS! ;-)

["Michael Blackmore" <MICHAELB@ksgrsch.harvard.edu>]

David says:

> However, a True God would be able to crank out an album in less than
> four years.

Heretic! You dare to question the wisdom and actions of her KATENESS!
You assume that it took her four years to produce a new album.  And
others questioned what she was doing since 1989!

Well, let's look at some of the things that have happened since 1989:

    1)  Berlin Wall came down.
    2)  End of Cold War.
    3)  Collapse of the Soviet Union and end of other dictatorships.
    3)  The beginning of enivronmental awareness and Earth summit.
    4)  Reagan/Bush is out of office!
    5)  Reagan/Bush is out of office!  (it deserved repeating)
    6)  New World Order (well, maybe that's not so good ;-))
    7)  Democrats in office!
    8)  Women holding more political offices than ever before in U.S.
    9)  Dan Quayle's no longer a heartbeat from the Presidency!
    10) A Vice President who's pro-environment!
    11) Vegetarianism is gaining respect (I'm a Vegan so I like it!)
    12) and many more!

    Now, how can any rational person attribute all these things to
mere coincidence!  They are clearly the work of HER KATENESS!  and
you complain about her album delays!  She was very busy as you can
see!  I've got no time for Heretics!

           AS PUNISHMENT YOU MUST ALL DO THREE HAIL KATES
                        THREE TIMES A DAY,
                     WHILE BOWING TOWARD KENT!
       THEN PULL YOUR MONEY AND BUY ME THE BOXED KATE CD SET!

    - Michael B.