Re: Ran Tan and the Straight Issue

[martin@kawa.ssl.fujitsu.co.jp (S.C.T. Martin)]

On 9 Nov 92 09:25:04 GMT, s_wilkin@csd.uwe-bristol.ac.uk (Simon) said:

Simon> I can take Kit-Kats or leave them...

Simon> Does this mean I'm bi?

A healthy positive attitude towards KitKats by itself is not a
indicator of sexual orientation. What we are looking for in this case
(bisexuality) is:

1. A morbid and uncontrollable desire for KitKat (or possibly Twix).
 (and/or)
2. A, perceived as abnormal and ungovernable, fascination with the
   likeness and works of KaTe.
 (and)
3. Undisputable proof that you have had a consenting, pleasurable,
   profound sexual experience with a member of the opposite sex, eg. a
   S-VHS Stereo video-tape authenticated by three upstanding and
   impartial witness, such as vicars, aunts or schoolgirls.  

The first person to Email me a video proving their sexuality is due to
the influences of KaTe wins a very small Lioness At Heart T-Shirt.

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