Katemas

[rhill@netlink.cts.com (Ron Hill)]

        A couple of people have asked about what exactly happens at a Kate 
birthday party (Katemas).  Here's a typical adjenda: 

        A Reading from the holy books of Katedom (The Garden, Cloudbusting). 

        The "group-gagging", where everyone is excepted to smoke a 
cigarrette, even non-smokers.  This is done to be "more like Kate".  (Of 
course, meat is not allowed to be eaten during a Katemas party). 
        Throw-up break (non-smokers only).
        The "Jig of Life" dance. 
        Videos!  (Usually ends with looking at various videos through a 
magnifying glass to see hidden stuff). 
        Ritualistic sacrafice of a "Kate-virgin" (non-Kate fan).  They are 
strapped down on a chair in between two huge speakers.  They are then 
blasted with 2 straight hours of Kate music.  If by the end, they are going 
"She really IS!, She really IS!" then they are released.  If not, they are 
killed instantly. 
        Carrot-juice break! 
        Random "live" flame-wars (the more trivial the better). 
        Del Palmer bashing. 

        Ron Hill

WAYNES WORLD: What are the odds that Queen's Bohemian Rasody was a partial 
inspiration to _Mother_Stands_For_Comfort_??

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