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The Kate BiG Questionnaire

From: jim%BILPIN.UUCP@mitvma.mit.edu
Date: Mon Apr 16 08:14:17 BST 1990
Subject: The Kate BiG Questionnaire
Original-Via: bilpin 16 Apr 90 17:35 GMT
Sender: jim%uucp.bilpin%DOC.IMPERIAL.AC.UK@mitvma.mit.edu


    #$vgaffa.12
    Well, is She or isn't she?
    The Kate BiG Questionnaire aims to find out the truth.

      The proposition is:- 'Kate Bush is God'.
      The questions are:-
	Do you consider this to be:
	  True
	  A fun thing to say
	  A joke :-)
	  A joke :-(
	  Sad
	  Creepy
	  False
	Is Kate:
	  Omnibenevolent
	  Omnific
	  Omnipotent
	  Omnipresent
	  Omniscient
	  Omnivorous
	  An omnibush
	Kate's music is:
	  The speech of angels
	  The harmonious voice of creation
	  Wild sounds civilised into time and tune
	  OK to dance to
	Are you:
	  A Kate Bush fan
	  Napoleon Bonaparte
	  A teapot
	Can you take a joke?
	  Yes
	  No
	  What joke?
	  Aaaaarrrggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!

    Please select one or more options in each category. All responses,
    e-mailed or otherwise, will be collated and published at the millennium.
    Flames, death threats, parcel bombs, and Jive Bunny records >/dev/null
--
    Another Fine Product from <mcsun!ukc!icdoc!bilpin!jim> <jim@bilpin.uucp>
			   $JimG : Hatfield, England
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