Re: The One True God (was: Kate Bush's "THE WHOLE STORY")

[Doug Alan <nessus@athena.mit.edu>]

> And a man Kalled IED gave This paTch unTo The NET and he named iT.
> And iT was Kalled "reK.musiK.gaffa."  And KaTe looKed down on This
> newesT KreaTion and saw ThaT iT was good.  And on The evening of
> ThaT day, There was much rejoicing, for here man Kould have a place
> To refleKT on all ThaT was pure and good and beauTiful.  And so iT
> was.

As always, mythology always gets distorted and exagerated with the
passage of time.  The above should read:

     And a man Kalled |>oug Tried to spread The Word of KaTe To Those
     who had noT heard.  BuT he was shunned and sKorned by
     unbelievers.  So he KreaTed The Love-Hounds To be a Holy place
     where the dediKaTed Kould discuss among themeselves of the
     splendor and The awe.  On The evening of ThaT day, There was much
     rejoicing, for here man Kould have a palce To refleKt on all ThaT
     was pure and good and beauTiful.  And when The Time had Kome, he
     opened up Love-Hounds To the enTire unbelieving NeT, and he
     kalled the doorway "reK.musicK.gaffa".  And the Word of KaTe was spread
     throughout the NeT.  And KaTe looked down on This newesT KreaTion
     and said "ThaT's nice."

|>oug