Re: ALL KATE BUSH CDs WILL SELF-DESTRUCT!!!

[relph@PRESTO.IG.COM (John M. Relph)]

+ From: Vulture of Light <trainor@CS.UCLA.EDU>

+> Source : WEEI News Radio - Boston Mass.  Wednesday June 29, 1988

+>   According to a report on the above mentioned station, "Every
+> Compact Disc ever made will deteriorate within 8 years." The report
+> stated that "the ink used to label compact discs chemically reacts
+> with the plastic and after appox. 8 years will reach the metal
+> recorded surface."

Ok, for those folks asking, the above report is TRUE.  Well, ok, so
the existence of the above report is unchallenged, the truth of the
content of the report remains to be seen.  But it is a REAL report.
Now, as for the stuff below, it is the JOKE.  Get it?

+    I've heard additionally that the Church of the SubGenius is in-
+    volved -- can anyone substatiate this rumor?  Is this another
+    plot by Dobbs Labs???  How do the YUPPIES fit into the puzzle?
+    Why is the MOTHER CHURCH concidentally located in Dallas, TX?
+    Are the record companies gonna BEND OVER or STAND UP?  [...]
+    Also, *my* copy of _Smell of Female_ by the Cramps recently
+    self-destructed!!! [...]

	-- John
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John M. Relph
IntelliGenetics, Inc.
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