Katemas message

[jsd%UMASS.BITNET@wiscvm.wisc.edu (Jonathan S. Drukman)]

"Would you care to introduce this one for us, Kate?"
"Yeah... 'ere it is!"

Katemas time is here by golly
Throw away the Ken and Dolly
Party til your feeling jolly
Dance around and act insane

Watch the videos in 3-D
Crank your Hounds Of Love CD
Invite the Kate-less and the needy
We've got lots of tunes to spare

On Katemas day you can't get sore
Top-40 Twits you must endure
There's time to loathe them all the more
The other 3 hundred and sixty four...

(Well that's the best I could do in 5 mins.  Happy Katemas all!)

--Jon Drukman