Re: Kate Tour Schedule (Complete)

["Lt Comm Zee" <lt.comm.zee@tip.nl>]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha , but sad too really.

Steve Berlin <stev0@zuni.chaco.com> wrote in article
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> "J. Anderson" <anderjd@cnw.com>, STILL not getting it, asks:
> 
> >Subject: Kate on tour!!??
> 
> >Anyone know when and where?
> 
> >Seattle, Vancouver B.C. ??
> 
> >I NEED to know..
> 
> OK, here is the COMPLETE KATE TOUR SCHEDULE, 100% accurate (really!),
> for the next two years:
> 
> 1997:
> 
> January:  [Kate will not tour this month]
> February: [Kate will not tour this month]
> March: [Kate will not tour this month]
> April: [Kate will not tour this month]
> May: [Kate will not tour this month]
> June: [Kate will not tour this month]
> July: [Kate will not tour this month]
> August: [Kate will not tour this month]
> September: [Kate will not tour this month]
> October: [Kate will not tour this month]
> November: [Kate will not tour this month]
> December: [Kate will not tour this month]
> 
> 1998:
> 
> January:  [Kate will not tour this month]
> February: [Kate will not tour this month]
> March: [Kate will not tour this month]
> April: [Kate will not tour this month]
> May: [Kate will not tour this month]
> June: [Kate will not tour this month]
> July: [Kate will not tour this month]
> August: [Kate will not tour this month]
> September: [Kate will not tour this month]
> October: [Kate will not tour this month]
> November: [Kate will not tour this month]
> December: [Kate will not tour this month]
> 
> The 1999 schedule is rumored to look exactly like 1998.
> 
> - Stev0 the blindingly obvious
> 
> "I'll take 'Amazingly Frequently Asked Questions' for 200, Alex."
> "The answer is:  "Never, ever, at least not in our lifetime."
> "What is 'When will Kate tour again?'"
> "That is CORRECT!"
> 
>