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Taking Stuart's test

From: Bryan Dongray <btd@cray.com>
Date: Wed, 15 May 1996 05:26:03 -0500
Subject: Taking Stuart's test
To: Love-Hounds@gryphon.com
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In-Reply-To: <MailDrop1.2d6b.960514160756@systems1.dispatch.int> from "Stuart M. Castergine" at May 14, 96 04:07:56 pm
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Hello Stuart,

Some answers to your questions (please put your smile first)...

> * I heard that Kate Bush is a witch. Is this true?
Do not enter box unless your exit is clear.

> * What does gaffa mean?
40ft, 75ft, and 120ft.

> * In the beginning of _Hello, Earth_, I hear a voice saying "Columbo now at nine
> times the speed of sound." is Kate a big fan of Peter Falk?
Only if it's red.

> * Doesn't Kate look just like Mary Steenburgen?
Between 11pm and 7am.

> * Where can I find nude photos of Kate?
On single lane carriage ways.

> * When is Kate going to tour the US again?
Mirror, signal, maneuver.

> * Did Kate really leave Del to elope with Carl Sagan?
Stop immediately.

> * Is it true that Kate is really only 3'6" tall?
The maximum width of a vehicle.

Sorry if I am bringing up some bad memories for Kate (if she's reading
this)! I think some of the questions would too! :-)

			Bryan Dongray

PS So how many of you failed your driving test the first time too?