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From: Chloe Puett <puettc@southwestern.edu>
Date: Mon, 8 Apr 1996 17:04:16 -0500 (CDT)
Subject: $$try this- you may be surprised!$$
To: Love-Hounds@gryphon.com
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Posted-Date: Mon, 8 Apr 1996 17:04:16 -0500
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This is a straightforward way to make money fast. Please read all the directions and give it a chance. If when the letter talks about newsgroups and bbs's and you don't understand, don't worry. Instead of doing that, just forward this letter to every person you have ever known. --------------------------------------- >Wow...I am REALLY asking for flames here, but I know some of you go >to college, and could really use money, so...here it is...a way to >get some. Please pass it on, and give me time to run before you flame >me. > >###################################################### >Hello! I've got some awesome news that I think you need to take two >minutes to read if you have ever thought "How could I make some >serious cash in a hurry???" , or been in serious debt, ready to do >almost anything to get the money needed to pay off those bill >collectors. So grab a snack, a warm cup of coffee, or a glass of your >favorite beverage, get comfortable and listen to this interesting, >exciting find! > > Let me start by saying that I FINALLY FOUND IT! That's right! I found >it! And I HATE GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!! I hate those schemes like >multi-level marketing, mail-order schemes, envelope stuffing scams, >900 number scams... the list goes on forever. I have tried every darn >get rich quick scheme out there over the past 12 years. I somehow got >on mailing lists for people looking to make money (more like >'desperate stupid people who will try anything for money!'). Well, >when I was a teenager, these claims to 'get me rich quick' sounded >irresistible! I would shell out $14.95 here, $29.95 there, $24.95 >here, and another $49.95 there. I had maxed out my new Circuit City >Card AND my Visa...I was desperate for money!! So, I gave them all a >chance but failed at every one of them! Maybe they worked for some >people, but not for me. Eventually, I just tossed that JUNK MAIL in >the trash when I got the mail. I recognized it right away. I can >smell a money scam from a mile away these days, SO I THOUGHT.... I >thought I could sniff out a scam easily. WAS I WRONG!! ....I LOVE >THE INTERNET!!! > > I was scanning thru a NEWSGROUP and saw an article stating to GET >CASH FAST!! I thought..."Here on the Internet?? Well, I'll just have >to see what schemes could possibly be on the internet." The article >described a way to MAIL A ONE DOLLAR BILL TO ONLY FIVE PEOPLE AND MAKE >$50, 0000 IN CASH WITHIN 4 WEEKS! Well, the more I thought about it, >the more I became very curious. Why? Because of the way it worked AND >BECAUSE IT WOULD ONLY COST ME FIVE DOLLARS (AND FIVE STAMPS), THAT'S >ALL I EVER PAY....EVER!! > > Ok, so the $50,000 in cash was maybe an tough amount to reach, but >it was possible. I knew that I could at least get a return of $1,000 >or so. So I did it!! As per the instructions in the article, I mailed >out ('snail mail' for you e-mail fanatics) a single dollar bill to >each of the five people on the list that was contained in the article. >I included a small note, with the dollar, that stated "Please Add Me >To Your List." I then removed the first position name of the five >names listed and moved everyone up one position, and I put my name in >position five of the list. This is how the money starts rolling in! >I then took this revised article now with my name on the list and >REPOSTED IT ON AS MANY NEWSGROUPS AND LOCAL BULLETIN BOARD >MESSAGE AREAS THAT I KNEW. I then waited to watch the money come >in...prepared to maybe receive about $1000 to $1500 in cash or so.... >But what a welcome surprise when those envelopes kept coming in!!! I >knew what they were as soon as I saw the return addresses from people >all over the world -Most from the U.S., but some from Canada, even >some from Australia! I tell you, THAT WAS EXCITING!! So how much did >I get in total return? $1000? $5000? Not even!!! I received a total >of $23,343!!! I couldn't believe it!! > > I now have a brand new black Acura Integra to speak for, due to >this!! Now after almost 8 months, I am ready to do it again!!! So >maybe it was possible to get $50,000 in cash, I don't know, but IT >COMPLETELY DEPENDS ON YOU, THE INDIVIDUAL! You must follow through >and repost this article everywhere you can think of! The more >postings you achieve will determine how much cash will arrive in your >very own mailbox!! It's just too easy to pass up!!! > > Let's review the reasons why you should do this: The only cost >factors are for the five stamps, the 5 envelopes and the 5 one dollar >bills that you send out to the listed names by snail mail (US Postal >Service Mail). Then just simply repost the article (WITH YOUR NAME >ADDED) to all the newsgroups and local BBS's you can. Then sit back >and, (ironically), enjoy walking (you can run if you like! :o ) down >your driveway to your mailbox and scoop up your rewards!! We all have >five dollars to put into such an easy effortless investment with >SPECTACULAR REALISTIC RETURNS OF $15,000 to $25,000 in about 3-5 >weeks! So HOLD OFF ON THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS FOR TODAY, >EAT AT HOME TONIGHT INSTEAD OF TAKEOUT FROM McDONALDS AND INVEST FIVE > >DOLLARS IN THIS AMAZING MONEY MAKING SYSTEM NOW!!! YOU CAN'T LOSE!! > > So how do you do it exactly, you ask? I have carefully provided >the most detailed, yet straightforward instructions on how to easily >get this underway and get your cash on its way. SO, ARE YOU READY TO >MAKE SOME CASH!!!?? HERE WE GO!!! > >*** THE LIST OF NAMES IS AT THE END OF THIS ARTICLE. *** > >OK, Read this carefully. Get a printout of this information, if you >like, so you can easily refer to it as often as needed. > >INSTRUCTIONS: > >1. Take a sheet of paper and write on it the following: "Please add >my name to your list". This creates a service out of this money >making system and thus making it completely legal. You are not just >randomly sending a dollar to someone, you are paying one dollar for a >legitimate service. Make sure you include your name and address. I >assure you that, again, this is completely legal! For a neat little >twist, also write what slot their name was in: "You were in slot 3", >Just to add a little fun! This is all about having fun and making >money at the same time! > >2. Now fold this sheet of paper around a dollar bill ,(no checks or >money orders), and put them into an envelope and send it on its way to >the five people listed. The folding of the paper around the bill will >insure its arrival to its recipient. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT!! > >3. Now listen carefully, here's where you get YOUR MONEY COMING TO >YOUR MAILBOX. Look at the list of five people; remove the first >name from position one and move everyone on the list up slot one on >the list. Position 2 name will now move to the position 1 slot , >position 3 will now become position 2, 4 will be 3, 5 will be 4. Now >put your name, address, zipcode AND COUNTRY in position 5, the bottom >position on the list. > >4. Now upload this updated file to as many newsgroups and local >bulletin boards' message areas & file section as possible. Give a >catchy description of the file so it gets noticed!! Such as: "NEED >FAST CASH?, HERE IT IS!" or "NEED CASH TO PAY OFF YOUR DEBTS??", etc. >And the more uploads, the more money you will make, and of course, the >more money the others on the list will make too. LET'S ALL TAKE CARE >OF EACH OTHER BY BEING HONEST AND BY PUTTING FORTH 120 PERCENT INTO >THIS PROFITABLE & AMAZING SYSTEM!!! You'll reap the benefits, believe >me!!! Set a goal for the number of total uploads you'll post, such as >15-20 postings or more! Always have a goal in mind!!! >If you can UUE encode the file when uploading, that will make it >easier for the people to receive it and have it downloaded to their >hard drive. That way they get a copy of the article right on their >computer without hassles of viewing and then saving the article from >the File menu. Don't alter the file type, leave it as an MS-DOS Text >file. The best test is to be able to view this file using Microsoft's >Notepad for Windows 3.x or WordPad for Windows '95. If the margins >look right without making the screen slide left or right when at the >ends of the sentences, you're in business! > >5. If you need help uploading, simply ask the sysop of the BBS, or >"POST" a message on a newsgroup asking how to post a file, tell them >who your Internet provider is and PEOPLE WILL ALWAYS BE GLAD TO HELP. >I would try to describe how to do it but there are simply too many >internet software packages with slightly different yet relatively >simple ways to post or upload a file. Just ask for help or look in >the help section for 'posting'. I do know that for GNN, you simply >select 'POST' then enter a catchy description under the subject box, >choose 'ATTACH', selecting 'UUE' and NOT 'TXT', then >choose 'Browse' to go look for the file. Find your text file CASH.TXT >and click on it and choose 'OK'. Place a one line statement in the >main body section of the message post screen. Something like "Download >this to read how to get cash arriving in your mailbox with no >paybacks!" or whatever. Just make sure it represents its true >feasibility, NOT something like..."Get one million dollars flooding in >your mailbox in two days!" You'll never get ANY responses! > >6. And this is the step I like. JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY LIFE BECAUSE > >CASH IS ON ITS THE WAY!! Expect to see a little money start to >trickle in around 2 weeks, but AT ABOUT WEEKS 3 & 4, THE MONEY STORM >WILL HIT YOUR MAILBOX!! All you have to do is take it out of the >mailbox and try not to scream too loud (outside anyway) when you >realize YOU HIT THE BIG TIME AT LAST!! > >7. So go PAY OFF YOUR BILLS AND DEBTS and then get that something >special you always wanted or buy that special person in your life (or >the one you want in your life) a gift they'll never forget. ENJOY >LIFE! > >8. Now when you get low on this money supply, simply re-activate >this file again; Reposting it in the old places where you originally >posted and possibly some new places you now know of. Don't ever lose >this file, always keep a copy at your reach for when you ever need >cash. THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE TOOL THAT YOU CAN ALWAYS RE-USE TIME AND >TIME AGAIN WHEN CASH IS NEEDED! > > > > >************************************************************ >*************** >************************************************************ >*************** >THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST THE NAMES LIST >************************************************************ >*************** >HONESTY IS WHAT MAKES THIS PROGRAM SUCCESSFUL!!! > > 1. Jon Heifetz >21 Raemont Rd. >Granite Springs, NY 10527. > > 2. Damion Sanchez >671 Parkview Drive >New Richmond, WI 54017 >USA > > 3. Eric Thiel >407 N. Story St. >Appleton, Wi 54914 >USA > > 4. Ben Londa >12462 Mooreknoll Ln. >Houston, TX 77024 >USA > > 5 Chloe Puett >9747 Queenswood Ln. >Dallas, TX 75238 >USA >************************************************************