Re: Will Kate Tour? The definitive answer

[nbuchwa1@ix.netcom.com (Norman Buchwald)]

stev0@zuni.chaco.com (Steve Berlin) wrote:

>I can't bloody believe it!  People are STILL debating
>whether or not Kate will tour again!  Well, for the
>definitive answer, let's go to Kate herself, in an
>interview she gave recently for the Mulberry Street
>Gazette:

>Interviewer:  
>We really want to know for sure
>If you're ever going to tour?
>The Pistols, after twenty years,
>will once again show Johnny's sneers!
>Surely you can do the same!
>Tour with Tori Whats-her-name!
>Everyone now wants to know
>Will you tour, please?  Will you go?

>Kate:
>I will not tour, never again
>Not in the sun, not in the rain
>No shows in London anymore
>No shows in Leeds or Baltimore
>No shows I'll do in Liverpool
>'tough if I did, it would be cool.
>No shows in Manchester, I fear
>No shows in Birmingham this year.
>Nor next year, 'til infinity
>You'll never get a show from me!
>I will not tour in bars or pubs
>I will not tour discos or clubs
>I will not play in Albert Hall
>I will not play the States at all!
>I will not play live here or there
>I will not play live anywhere!

>Interviewer:  When will you tour, Kate?
>When?  When?  When?

>Kate:  I'll NEVER EVER TOUR AGAIN!

>[End of Interview]

>I hope this clears up any ambiguity.

>- Dr. Stev0

This interview was conducted "Under Ice," the "Ninth Wave," of
Steve0's "The Dreaming" shortly after all our reminisces of all of
Kate's previous tours and the anticipation of her five part album that
was supposed to come out last week.  :P

The Storm

I'd tune into some friendly voices,
talking about stupid things