Re: Will Kate Tour? The definitive answer

[btd@carina.cray.com (Bryan Dongray)]

stev0 wrote:
> Kate:
> I will not tour, never again
> Not in the sun, not in the rain
> No shows in London anymore
> No shows in Leeds or Baltimore
> No shows I'll do in Liverpool
> 'tough if I did, it would be cool.
> No shows in Manchester, I fear
> No shows in Birmingham this year.
> Nor next year, 'til infinity
> You'll never get a show from me!
> I will not tour in bars or pubs
> I will not tour discos or clubs
> I will not play in Albert Hall
> I will not play the States at all!
> I will not play live here or there
> I will not play live anywhere!
> 
> Interviewer:  When will you tour, Kate?
> When?  When?  When?
> 
> Kate:  I'll NEVER EVER TOUR AGAIN!
> 
> [End of Interview]
> 
> I hope this clears up any ambiguity.

Ah! Do you notice this is done in the same style as the Dr.Seuss
childrens book "Green Eggs and Ham"?
Remember that "Sam" in that story keeps asking and eventually
the character who will not eat the green eggs and ham, since he
claims to hate them, gives in! And finds he really likes them,
and does want to eat them in all the places as suggested, so
continuing with the similarity of the story it would go:

	Kate: OK, if you will let me be, I will try it - you will see.
	-- Kate does a small tour
	Then Kate says:
	I will tour again and again
	And in the sun, yes in the rain
	Many shows in London galore
	Even shows in Leeds or Baltimore
	And shows I'll do in Liverpool
	Now I see it will be cool.
	More shows in Manchester, you'll hear
	Several shows in Birmingham this year.
	And next year, 'til infinity
	You'll always get performance from me!
	I will now tour in bars and pubs
	I will now tour discos and clubs
	I will now play in the Albert Hall
	I will now play the States and all!
	I will now play live here or there
	I will now play live anywhere!
	I do so like to tour the rounds
	Thank you, thank you, mad Love-Hounds.

OK, I can dream!

			Bryan Dongray