Will Kate Tour? The definitive answer

[stev0@zuni.chaco.com (Steve Berlin)]

I can't bloody believe it!  People are STILL debating
whether or not Kate will tour again!  Well, for the
definitive answer, let's go to Kate herself, in an
interview she gave recently for the Mulberry Street
Gazette:

Interviewer:  
We really want to know for sure
If you're ever going to tour?
The Pistols, after twenty years,
will once again show Johnny's sneers!
Surely you can do the same!
Tour with Tori Whats-her-name!
Everyone now wants to know
Will you tour, please?  Will you go?

Kate:
I will not tour, never again
Not in the sun, not in the rain
No shows in London anymore
No shows in Leeds or Baltimore
No shows I'll do in Liverpool
'tough if I did, it would be cool.
No shows in Manchester, I fear
No shows in Birmingham this year.
Nor next year, 'til infinity
You'll never get a show from me!
I will not tour in bars or pubs
I will not tour discos or clubs
I will not play in Albert Hall
I will not play the States at all!
I will not play live here or there
I will not play live anywhere!

Interviewer:  When will you tour, Kate?
When?  When?  When?

Kate:  I'll NEVER EVER TOUR AGAIN!

[End of Interview]

I hope this clears up any ambiguity.

- Dr. Stev0

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