Virus loose on rec.music.gaffa!!

[Mandy Heath <mbrx5ajh@stud.man.ac.uk>]

I am a psychologist, and I have been called in to investigate a 
severe case of behavioural disorder. It is feared that 
contributors may be suffering from 'delusions of KT syndrome'.
The sufferer's symptoms include:
belief that KT has toured every year since 1979 (in severe cases 
belief that they actually attended particular concerts);

belief that KT has a new album out soon;

belief that KT is signing for Newcastle Utd. for £15million 
(apologies to American viewers);

belief that KT is standing against Bob Dole.

Be sure I will do everything possible to cure sufferers of this 
unfortunate condition (electroconvulsive therapy, that sort of  
thing).
Regards
Dr. Heath
(Bet ya thought I was gonna talk about a computer virus, didn't 
ya!)