WARNING! "Good Times" Virus!

[stev0@zuni.chaco.com (stev0)]

It has been brought to my attention that there is
a SERIOUS VIRUS going around.  It has HORRIBLE
consqeunces, but is easily avoidable.

If you see any CD, tape or record labeled "Kate Bush"
DO NOT, repeat DO NOT purchase it or listen to
it!  Such a listening is going to unleash GOOD TIMES
on you, and your stereo will go into an nth-complexity
infinite loop playing the album over and over.

Under more serious circumstances, you will play
this album to loved ones, family, friends, co workers,
and random people on the street, thus infecting them
with these GOOD TIMES, too!

Fortunately, there is a way to prevent it - just avoid
any form of music labeled "Kate Bush", and your
life will be free of any GOOD TIMES.

- Stev0 the dying child collecting postcards

P.S.  NEVER buy a cookie recipe from Urban
Legend Outfitters!  I bought one and it cost $250.00!