Nuffofthisfemmysh*te. >:-(>

[tyrell@ix.netcom.com (Kevin M. Brown )]

Jeezus is this group sad.  Making over ol' Bushy like you'd like to
swill 40 ounces of her bathwater.  Goddess, fercryingoutloud?  If she
were to read some of the obsessive, worshipful longings pecked out in
some of these articles, she'd double the security at her mansion!

Keep your hormones under control and try to remind yourself that she's
only human, for gawd's sake.  Her main contribution to humanity is her
music and a fairly purty, painstakingly airbrushed face.  Sure as hell
ain't her weirdass dancing.

Personally, I wish she'd cover some blues songs and put that baldass
Skinhead O'Conner to shame (Am I Not Your Girl?  Hell no!).  I can
dream of course.  This girl's output is only slightly more than Ludwig
Van Beethoven's, and he has the luxury of having been dead for a couple
of centuries.

Kate, get off your butt and do some Gottdamn albums!