Re: Kate in FHM

[tshenkel@RS6A.wln.com (Tshen)]

Steve ZPJ (zpj@huskbeat.demon.co.uk) wrote:
: Recently, FHM listed the top 100 sexiest women of all time. Kate came 
: in at number 78 (although she should have been higher).
: This is what they said about her:

Waitasecond--what's a FHM? Fast Henry's Mother? Finnish House of Marmalade?

:   Kate Bush
:   Mad Singer

So far so good...;-)

:   Discovered by Pink Floyd Guitarist Dave Gilmour in a Surrey pub, 

Look! There! Behind the peanuts!

:   this 37-year-old songstress first made her name in 1978 with her 
:   caterwauled chart toppper "Wuthering Heights". Similarily off-key 
:   hits like "The Man With the Child in His Eyes", "Babushka", 
:   "Running Up That Hill", ensued; throughout it all she remained as 
:   gorgeous as she was mammacious.

Well, duh. If we assume (like these people) that gorgeousness = 
mammaciousness, then no shit. It's like saying "She remained as brunette 
as she was brown-haired." Oy fucking vey.

:   Sexiest Moment: That infamous "nipple" poster.

If it was sexy, then why was it infamous?

Also, _what_ "nipple" poster? Did Kate actally expose her nipples on a 
poster? I won't beleive it until I see a jpeg of it.

: As you can see it is rather inaccurate, they can't spell Babooshka 
: and it is pretty degrading but at least she got a mention in a list 
: that she should have dominated.

*Boggle* You mean she's into domination too?!?! Why doesn't anyone ever 
tell me these things? sigh...

--Tshen
Qodaxti Institute, 87th stratum