Bumpkin wi' a Pumpkin

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Well Hell-Holes and Halo there my little chuckle bunnies,
my cutesy-putesy schnooderly-wooderly oodle-pops, my hop-bopsters
and Handel bars, my engineers of ingenuity, my proprietors of
perspicacity, my cave-fried, nave-dried, scwarly-eyed,
"la-la"ing lovers of lullabies.

Hereth I am to heareth or Damn.

Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato ; Breakfast, Lunch and Tea ------->

I am the FIRE, mah swee' huh knees, and so doth the wax wane.

Beware of the were-'		4(strings)  1


I. I. LEAMEURGH

......is watchin' yoooooooooooooo   <A-ROOOOOOOOOOOO-WAH !>