heebee jeebees

[rbm9295@ACFcluster.NYU.EDU]

	I decided to check in, just to see how much
apoplexy there was over Kate's imminent appearance.
I live only a few blocks from Tower, and when I saw
the sign in the window there while waiting for the
light to change, a few days ago, I nearly exploded.
I don't get wowed by celebrities, but this has got
me positively weak at the knees. It's like a mythological
figure walking out of the dream and into flesh.
Only question is, how do I make her fall in love
with me in 1.5 seconds? :-)
	Actually, the main concern is having to pee
fiercely after four hours in line, and meeting
her with a face gone purple from spasming bladder
muscles. :-)