Re: No Kate Album?

[SLJ1K@cc.usu.edu]

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From: slj1k@cc.usu.edu
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Subject: Re: No Kate Album?
Message-ID: <1992May28.155604.56016@cc.usu.edu>
Date: 28 May 92 15:56:04 MDT
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In article <67634@apple.Apple.COM>, stev0@sti.com (Steve Berlin) writes:
> 
> Once again I here faint rumors of a new Kate album.  Long-time KateFans have
> had to put up with this for YEARS - it seems every week for the past decade
> or so someone says "Kate's new album is due in three months!".  This is even
> on weeks where she just released a new album.
> 
> 
> So to calm people down, and put things in perspective:
> 
> 
> TOP 10 REASONS KATE WILL NOT RELEASE AN ALBUM THIS YEAR.
> 
> 
> 10.  It's hard to follow up doing the soundtrack to "Cool as Ice".
> 
> 
> 9.  Ennui
> 
> 
> 8.  The next album will be all-reggae; she is still growing dreadlocks.
> 
> 
> 7.  She's fallen and (no!  I won't say it!)
> 
> 
> 6.  She's been spending too much time watching Mystery Science Theater 3000.
> 
> 
> 5.  She's spending the year dead for tax purposes.
> 
> 
> 4.  She's still negotiating the rights to cover C.W. McCall's "Convoy".
> 
> 
> 3.  She burnt down her studio to protest the Rodney King cop verdict.
> 
> 
> 2.  Del Palmer is still taking lessons from Yoko Ono on "How to ruin a
>     perfectly good thing."
> 
> 
> 1.  She's still trying to get "That Tori Amos Sound".
> 
> 
> - Stev0 the slacker
> 
> 
> -- 
> Steve Berlin   | Disclaimer:  Kibo told me to post this. ***************
> stev0@sti.com  | Warning: these stars are deliberate Warlord bait. *****



	hi steve-o

	but the most important reason she not releasing is she has
	seen this newsgroup too many times and determined that we're
	all mad as hatters because of her.

	c-ya