Spelling Twosday and other disasters

[rlm@ms_aspen.hac.com (R. L. McMillin)]

First of all, you David Gravender you, watch them [sic]'s!  For your
repeated use of lowercase "I" and the barbarous use of the feminine
pronoun for the general pronoun "he", I condemn you to forty lashes
with a wet noodle and two years of hard spelling!