Re: front row or die

[nrc@cbema.att.com (Neal R Caldwell, Ii)]

>From article <9106271449.AA06209@bunny.gte.com>, by gb10@gte.COM (Gregory Bossert):
> 
> in a scum and squid enriched orgy of arbitrary satire, Richard Caldwell says:
>> [oh, what the hey, you saw the original post...]
> 
> i read this post on a new DEC monitor with the latest custom modified
> version of DECterm, and i noticed that the signal-to-noise ration and
> distortion in this post is much higher than Richard's previous works.

Sorry, I couldn't help it.   I finally figured out how to set the
alarm on my digital watch when these Cenobite guys come walking 
through the wall.  I think that's the right name but I couldn't make 
it out clearly since their leader had his upper lip pulled back over 
his head and bolted to his shoulder blades.

Anyway, these guys gave me a choice between satire and swinging around
on hooks looking a bit too much like something that drove Kate to
become a vegetarian.  I thought that was pretty reasonable given that 
it must be difficult for them to maintain a sense of humor what with 
having their limbs attached in all the wrong places and all.  So of 
course I opted for the satire.

> and extra rewrites he's doing...  i sure, as usual, that the UK versions
> of this post were of a much higher quality.

Yes, but real fans will want to hold out for the deluxe letterbox edition
in Dolby surround.

I have a very slightly used digital watch for sale if anyone is
interested.  Sorry, no instructions.


"Don't drive too slowly."                 Richard Caldwell
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