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Oooh, right.  Once upon a time Jon didn't bite any more than your typical 
rabid pit bull on crack.  These days he's respectable sort of guy
working for a respectable sort of company in a respectable sort of job
so he's probably limiting himself to biting the heads off whippets in
the privacy of his own home.

> Here's one critic's opinion:
> "You're gonna smoke a turd in purgatory for this one..." -- Richard
> Caldwell.

Of course this is just one of a series of penances that - through
minutes of careful Katelogocal study - I've determined will be 
required in the afterlife of those who tresspass against her Kateness.  
What Jon has in store for him is a relatively mild penance for what he's
done with his "satanic mixes".  You folks who have been listening to the 
home demo bootlegs should probably bring water wings and a bib.

"Don't drive too slowly."                 Richard Caldwell
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