Re: TSW 12"

[jsd@GAFFA.MIT.EDU (I don't need God - all I need is an amoeba!)]

In article <9002011824.AA07699@EDDIE.MIT.EDU> IED0DXM@OAC.UCLA.EDU writes:
>It's a definite disappointment that she didn't take the relatively
>short time out to fiddle around with _TSW_ and produce a new mix
>of some kind. The rhythm track on that recording certainly could have
>been manipulated to great effect; or she might have added some alternate
>vocals (perhaps the original text of _Ulysses_ backwards, or something?).

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>     Oh, well, perhaps there'll be a re-mix of _Love_and_Anger_ on
>the next UK single. Yeah, right.

Hmmm... I hear another project beckoning.
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