Re: From the local UMass mailer files...

[Major Kano <mch%VAX1.COMPUTING-MATHS.CARDIFF.AC.UK@MITVMA.MIT.EDU>]

>  From: NIM II (=B31AVE)
>  Nah, I won't waste disk space giving her a graphic.

   Whyever not ?
   Don't know about her brain, but she looks allright :-)
   (Think about it...)

> From: skinny puppy (=4564245)
> Any wench can record layers of screeches, whining, and moaning...
> all these people that like weird women musicians just because they
> lust after them...NOT because they can really sing.

YEAH ! Kate Bush -- male lust personified !
(Anyway, she * can * really sing !)

> face it, if kate were a *dog*, do you think anyone would like her?
	      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Don't tell the local dog-catcher's inmates - there'll be a riot !

> From: Wonko (=A0S5107)
> Kate Bush is aligator piss...

What a load of 680XX machine code. KT may not be Lemmy or John Cyriss,
but she's a pretty good singer.

> From: skinny puppy (=4564245)
> the only group worth listening to is MOTORHEAD!

YEAH ! Recognition at last ! Metal Is Master !!

> does lemmy waste his time writing elaborate lyrics to confuse
> everyone so that they could have fun coming up with various
> interpretations, even though the song NEVER REALLY MEANT ANYTHING?

> Do they pretend to be capable of playing they're instruments?!

> No!

Rubbish !  Lemmy's lyrics are just as valid as Kate's (don't you
dare!) and they play better music that AC/DC, et al.

> From: Shockeye (=2487493)
> The crucial question: can Kate sing?  You betcher ass!  If you want
> to hear music with vocalists that clearly CAN'T sing, check out
> Motorhead, Skinny Puppy, The Tear Garden, Severed Heads, Big Black.
> These bands don't even PRETEND to be able to sing.
                              . .
Oh yeah ? Ever been to a M O T O R H E A D concert ?

> From: Rorschach (=5833121)
> The point is, Kate is very much an aquired taste. In my opinion, it
> is one which is very much worth aquiring.

> ps I am also a huge fan of Big Black. Motorhead isn't bad, either.
			     ^^^^^^^^^
Who ? I've not often heard of them. What are they ?

      [	Anyone who hasn't heard Big Black deserves to be set on fire
	with kerosine!  You better go out quick and get *Songs about
	Fucking*.  -- |>oug ]

> From: Professor Nutto (=8672956)

> I love Metallica, and to anyone who says it is meaningless drivel, I
> am about to present an argument which will totally destroy yours:
> LISTEN TO THE LYRICS Suicide, drug overdose, nuclear war,
> beurocracy, etc.

This applies to about 30 % of metal. See (rec.music.misc for details...)

   "Ain't a hope in hell / Ain't nobody gonna bring us down !"

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