sTrange apoKryphal rumor

[Dave Hsu <hsu@eneevax.umd.edu>]

There was a magazine insert, "Campus USA, Summer 1987" in the UMd
newspaper today, and in it, I stumbled upon a most peculiar paragraph.
Page 18, right column, halfway down the page:

   IN SHORT: ...New in the record stores this summer are releases by
   Steve Miller, Tom Petty, Bob Seger, Kate Bush, David Bowie, Spandau
				       ^^^^^^^^^
   Ballet and maybe even the one-gloved wonder, Mr. Michael Jackson.

Now what do they know that we don't?  Nowhere in the column, by the
way, does it say that these refer to albums.  Maybe a single release
of BKtMM?

These blasted rumors are wrecking my mental stability.

-dave
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