Feisty Rock Critic Phrases

[hofmann@nrl-css.arpa (James B. Hofmann)]

Nah.  The computerweenie thing to do is to collect all the phrases
and write a psuedo-AI program which can generate rock reviews
randomly given minimal input such as: female fronted country rock
band or all-mail rockabilly hardcore or so on....  THEN send them
to Village Voice (creating a false personna - like, say, Ed Dweeb
as the author) and see if they print them.

Of course, to make it truly genuine, you'd need hundreds of phrases
and a numbering system for reference.  

				Dbase (TM) me, 

				James