Gaffaweb > Love & Anger > 1986-13 > [ Date Index | Thread Index ]
[Date Prev] [Date Next] [Thread Prev] [Thread Next]


Re: Problems with Tim's electric enema bag

From: wicinski@nrl-cst.arpa
Date: 5 Sep 1986 0928-EDT (Friday)
Subject: Re: Problems with Tim's electric enema bag

> [From Tim Dickinski:]

> While listening to my monster mix Cloudbusting dance remix 12" on CD
> last night I felt a slight tingling from behind. Excited beyond
> belief since I hadn't felt this way since seeing The Jacksons, I
> ripped off my clothes and found my anal hairs standing on end!  Has
> anyone else felt this way.

> p.s. Does anyone have a COMPLETE listing of the names of ALL of
> Kates kittens and cats since she was brought into this world by God?

I have to admit, that the Rev. Hofmann has blown my cool.  Everyone
knows it's not the Jacksons which raise my hair, but Whitney Houston.

And who needs the names of cats, when all yer gonna do is ream them
anyway???