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Problems with Tim's electric enema bag

From: nessus (Doug Alan)
Date: Fri, 5 Sep 86 06:26:15 EDT
Subject: Problems with Tim's electric enema bag

> [From Tim Dickinski:]

> While listening to my monster mix Cloudbusting dance remix 12" on CD
> last night I felt a slight tingling from behind. Excited beyond
> belief since I hadn't felt this way since seeing The Jacksons, I
> ripped off my clothes and found my anal hairs standing on end!  Has
> anyone else felt this way.

No, Tim, I think you'll just have to face up to the fact that your
latest invention, the electric enema bag, has some disconscerting
side-effects.  Back to the drawing board!

> p.s. Does anyone have a COMPLETE listing of the names of ALL of
> Kates kittens and cats since she was brought into this world by God?

Yeah, but you think I'm gonna just give away such juicy info as that!

			-Doug

"I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
 I just want to fuck you... up"

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