Avant-yuppie skate punks unite!

[nessus (Doug Alan)]

> AND A pair of official Kate Bush sunglasses JUST like the ones she
> wore during the infamous Doug Alan Love Hounds interview!!!!

Now, wait a sec...  she wasn't wearing sunglasses...  just a pair of
dark contacts.

> only $199.95 ... that's $199.95.... visa and mastercard accepted -
> operators are standing by... call 1-800-BUY-BUSH ... that's
> 1-800-BUY-BUSH!!!

This is quite a bargain!  I mean, Kate's signature alone goes for 50
or 60 bucks.  Unfortunately, I think you made a typo: I called this
number and got some sort of information message from MCI.  Please post
the correct number, Jim; I could really use a skateboard with a
compartment to hold my brie.

		Listening to *The Kick Inside* CD through my Stax
		headphones while sitting on my fouton, worrying about
		the little dent in my turbocharged car, and eating
		camembert in my little tenement apparment,

		Doug