sick zine drivel, part 2

[Hofmann@AMSAA.ARPA]

SO you all think Doug is bad about Kate?  Check out what this
guy named Billy Boy thinks about his godhead ...

she "projects a great outlook on life.  What person do you know
who goes through life with a smile on her face?"  He also feels
that the diversity of ... [her and her familiars] ... "shows the
diversity of taste, the things that exist in life....It's freedom."
He also find cleanness, goodness and humanity symbolized in
the slim, long-legged person of his ... "goddess."

Who is this person that Billy Boy is talking about?  How many albums
does she have?  Who is her boyfriend?  does she eat Kit-Kats????

Well, Billy Boy's "goddess" stands only 11 1/2 inches high, has
no albums and a boyfriend named "ken" ... you guessed it!  Barbie-doll!

This guy sounds sicker than Wicinski in his Mary Lou Retton blow-up
doll obsession ... he's got 10,000 Barbies in his collection and
countless little dresses and play accesories.  The picture of him
shows a psyche-type with a mod-style haircut, a paisley print
nehru jacket and sunglasses ... he's holding a Barbie dressed
in a black dress and wearing black sunglasses....

Kinky, man!