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Kate Tour Schedule (Complete)

From: stev0@zuni.chaco.com (Steve Berlin)
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 1996 00:50:32 -0800
Subject: Kate Tour Schedule (Complete)
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"J. Anderson" <anderjd@cnw.com>, STILL not getting it, asks:

>Subject: Kate on tour!!??

>Anyone know when and where?

>Seattle, Vancouver B.C. ??

>I NEED to know..

OK, here is the COMPLETE KATE TOUR SCHEDULE, 100% accurate (really!),
for the next two years:

1997:

January:  [Kate will not tour this month]
February: [Kate will not tour this month]
March: [Kate will not tour this month]
April: [Kate will not tour this month]
May: [Kate will not tour this month]
June: [Kate will not tour this month]
July: [Kate will not tour this month]
August: [Kate will not tour this month]
September: [Kate will not tour this month]
October: [Kate will not tour this month]
November: [Kate will not tour this month]
December: [Kate will not tour this month]

1998:

January:  [Kate will not tour this month]
February: [Kate will not tour this month]
March: [Kate will not tour this month]
April: [Kate will not tour this month]
May: [Kate will not tour this month]
June: [Kate will not tour this month]
July: [Kate will not tour this month]
August: [Kate will not tour this month]
September: [Kate will not tour this month]
October: [Kate will not tour this month]
November: [Kate will not tour this month]
December: [Kate will not tour this month]

The 1999 schedule is rumored to look exactly like 1998.

- Stev0 the blindingly obvious

"I'll take 'Amazingly Frequently Asked Questions' for 200, Alex."
"The answer is:  "Never, ever, at least not in our lifetime."
"What is 'When will Kate tour again?'"
"That is CORRECT!"