Re: Love-Hounds digest V12 #305

[Len Bullard <cbullard@HiWAAY.net>]

From: "Chris Hansen at Work" <chris@kiva.com>

> Ya know, with a little genetic manipulation you both could be producing pearls.
> But if you were both oysters, would len be masochistic for enjoying "... the
> pleasure of my own irritations."?

Ok.  Now ya know.  I'm a Muscle Shoals kinda guy.  Next I will 
turn gallstones into rhinestones.  Oh my achy breaky f*rt.
 
>>     Keep accepting less and expecting less and you will get less.
> 
> Cool!  A new weight loss plan!  Get back, I thought of it first...

Yeah, but if I can get it on the Internet fastest and make sure 
you have to use my exerciser or the weight stays on, I win!

> ... if we're taking up a collection, I've got some socks and old pants to
> contribute along with an old couch.  Who's got a truck?

I've got the truck.  What we really need are the castoffs from kate's
house
when she moves.  Reputedly, there is a pretty big stack of junk 
outside East Wickham including an old toilet bowl.  What would ya 
pay to own that, LoveHounds?
 
> So I'm poking fun... no offense intended towards either of these fine Net
> citizens, just being irreverent.

No offense taken.  Just be sure to check under the hood of
your car for the next few weeks.  ;-> 

> This list is one of the few things I look forward to each day at work.  Y'all
> are dear friends, at least from my point of view - and I hate to see friends
> squabble.

Unless they are funny. A good mud wrestling match is so entertaining.
 
> Our stake play, "The Wizard of Oz" opens on Thursday, 

A stake play?  So you are the Scarecrow?  Stake this:

"Oh I'd wile away the hours
Smokin' buds and flowers 
Snortin' some cocaine.. 
too tootoo too tododalidoo
Oh my hair'd be long and wavy 
If I'd never joined the Navy
If I only had a brain!"

len