Confess or Die (was: RE: Stalking, Weird Letters)

["Stuart M. Castergine" <scasterg@cd.columbus.oh.us>]

On Sun, 18 Sep 1994, Forward, Jonathan wrote:

> 
>  "Hypergraphia!  That's what it is, officer.  I swear it!" - snidely
>  whimpered at the feet of Sergeant "Confess or Die" Castergine, by
>  some poor, cranky, telepathically-challenged amoeba.
> 

MOUHAHAHAHAHA! Hypergraphia? I don't think that's the answer we're 
looking for do you, Mr. Forward? I think we'll have to get out the
 ... old BeeGees albums!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

.....Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive!.....

	[screams of the tormented]

Before long...

"Confess or Die" Castergine: Admit it, you were the third dancer from the
left on "The Dreaming" video! 

Forward (a.k.a., poor, cranky, whimpering, telepathically-challenged 
amoeba): Yes, yes! (sob) It was me!

CorD: No it wasn't! You're lying! I want the truth, Forward! We knoe 
everything. We know when you're lying. We know what you're thinking. 
Repeat the slogans.

Forward: Peace is War! Truth is Deception! Happiness is Conformity!

CorD: Now we're getting somewhere... You deserve a reward. *One* Kate 
Bush song before we go back to "Englebert Humberdink Sings His Favorite 
Hits of the Seventies"

Forward: Oh, thank you, thank you!

	[Strains of "Them Heavy People"]

scasterg@cd.columbus.oh.us == Stuart Castergine            ---
"The night comes every day to my window.                    |/
The serious night, promising as always,                     |\
age and moderation. And I am frightened" -- Jack Gilbert