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From: steve.b@TQS.COM (Steve Berlin)
Date: Thu, 30 Jun 94 18:22:38 PDT
Subject: Y Kant Kate Tour
To: love-hounds@uunet.uu.net
nessus@mit.edu (Douglas Alan) explains: >In article <DBFA023A76@ist2.co.umist.ac.uk> "CHOY, George Kar Wai" ><ME313@ist2.co.umist.ac.uk> writes: >> fellow Kate maniacs >> Hi! Can anyone tell me why Kate is not planning to tour this year? >No, but the reason is probably the same reason she hasn't toured in >the following years: 1981, 1982, 1983, 1984, 1985, 1986, 1987, 1988, >1989, 1990, 1991, 1992, and 1993. A-Ha! You're assuming she had the same reason each year. No, culled from past interviews, here are the reasons she gave for not touring in the above years: 1981: Tarot advisor said not to leave bedroom 1982: Spent year dead for tax purposes 1983: Agorophobia 1984: Developed proof of Fermat's last theorem 1985: Paddy superglued her to chair as practical joke 1986: Was going to tour until someone explained that yes, she had to let the audience in. 1987: Did tour, but not in this dimension 1988: Did tour, but as backup singer for Spinal Tap 1989: Said would only tour "After I solve this goddamn Rubick's Cube". 1990: Developed rock opera based on a deaf, dumb, and blind pinball player. Got all depressed when told someone else did that first. 1991: Did tour, but only in living room in front of family. 1992: Spent entire year re-reading old "Flaming Carrot" comics. 1993: Vowed to see every film starring Harvey Keitel or Anthony Hopkins 1994: When asked if she'll tour, answered, "Oh, I didn't realize Hell froze over yet." - Stev0 the Ticket Master "What? I already did a tour this century! What more do you want?" - KTB