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From: dfleenor@nettech.com (super dave?)
Date: Fri, 3 Sep 1993 13:55:07 -0500 (EDT)
Subject: Yet another top ten
To: love-hounds@uunet.UU.NET
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Did anyone see the MTV Music Video Awards? Well....
Top Ten Reasons Why The MTV Music Video Awards Show Sucked
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10) Christian Slater.
9) Michael Richardson didn't act like Kramer enough.
8) Madonna's vulgar lip-sync performance.
7) Janet Jackson's predictable lip-sync performance (although she did look
pretty good).
6) No Bjork.
5) No Tori Amos.
4) Beavis and Butthead didn't win anything.
3) John Paul Jones didn't wear funky spacesuit and wig with the rest of
Lenny Kravitz's band.
2) The phrase "Sponsored by Pepsi" was only used about 1000 times before
the show even started.
1) NO KATE!