Suspended in Goats

[nstar!bluemoon!bsbbs!cynthia@iuvax.cs.indiana.edu (Cynthia Rosas)]

stevev@greylady.uoregon.EDU (Steve VanDevender) writes:

> If I were a raving bitch like Richard Caldwell, I might have
> written:
> 
> >If I were as toadie- whipped as Steve V., I might have
> >written (though probably not):

This was just _too_ funny!!  I mean, even if you somehow
_were_ lame enough to think Richard had written it all, when
my name was all over it,  wouldn't the "raving bitch" part
have given you pause?  I mean, Richard may be a raving
bastard, but hardly a raving bitch!  :-)))

> If I was really a toadie, Richard, I would have said "How DARE
> you insult my FAVORITE ARTISTS in such an UNFAIR WAY!!!  I'm
> going to CRY!  sulk sulk sulk".  Like our dear tactful friend
> Cynthia would say, if you get to express your opinion then I get
> to express mine.  Waaaah.
 
Dat's right, honey!  'Cepting I'm not your friend, and you
still really are a toadie.

> Seriously, Richard, were you going for a reaction?  If not, you
> wrote awfully poor parody in any case.
 
I think his parody was quite good.  If he  _had_ been going
for a reaction, you sure gulped down the bait.


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