Suspended in Goats

[stevev@greylady.uoregon.edu (Steve VanDevender)]

If I were a raving bitch like Richard Caldwell, I might have
written:

>If I were as toadie- whipped as Steve V., I might have
>written (though probably not):

>>>>blah blah blah
>>>ill-advised blah blah blah
>>vickie goes blah blah blah

>Looks like both you guys are going ba-a-a-a-a-a-a.  Everyone's
>been ragging on various artists on this particlar subject, but
>as soon as somebody Sacred to you guys gets mentioned, you get
>all sweaty.  Lighten up, MANY artists have been made fun of in
>this Kate Tribute CD thread.  Geez, you guys.  Get those
>panties unwadded, they're strangling your senses of humor.

If I was really a toadie, Richard, I would have said "How DARE
you insult my FAVORITE ARTISTS in such an UNFAIR WAY!!!  I'm
going to CRY!  sulk sulk sulk".  Like our dear tactful friend
Cynthia would say, if you get to express your opinion then I get
to express mine.  Waaaah.

Seriously, Richard, were you going for a reaction?  If not, you
wrote awfully poor parody in any case.