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fingleheimer

From: Go Master of Death <trainor@CS.UCLA.EDU>
Date: Wed, 10 Dec 86 02:50:06 PST
Subject: fingleheimer
Reply-To: trainor@CS.UCLA.EDU


Bob McAllister drops acid, goes to the go-go basement and
records "Bob McAllister of WondeRama" for Buddah Records...
McAllister on hallucinagenic drugs:

    "They don't cost mush money.  They taste real yummy.  
     Ther're good to your tummy.  They come sixteen to a box.
     They don't give ya purple spots.  When there's sixteen
     in a box.  You can hide them in your sox.  I eat um when
     it's sunny.  They never get runny.  You get more for your
     money.  They really taste just grand.  I feel like leading
     a band.  Ther're better than cherry jam.  Or even chicken
     or ham.  I get um from my mummy.  And put um in my tummy.
     They won't turn yellow or green.  They don't melt like ice
     cream.  It's better than eating a bean.  When you eat one
     you will scream.  I just ate about twenty.  I put um in my
     tummy.  They really were yummy. <<uncontrollable laughter>>"

McAllister goes on to say:

     Fingleheimer
     Fingleheimer
     Fingle Dingle Heimer
     Fingleheimer
     Fingleheimer
     Fingle Dingle Heimer
     The more you Fingle
     The less you Heimer
     The less you Heimer
     The more you Fingle
     Fingleheimer
     Fingleheimer
     Fingle Dingle Heimer