World Weekly News

[wicinski <wicinski@nrl-cst.arpa>]

...Doug, if you can pull your cum-drenched lips away from kate
long enough (that goes for the rest of you wankers) to wander
down to the nearest 7-11, and pick up a copy of the Worls Weekly News, 
you can see an article dealing punk queer Nina Hagen and her so-called 
16-yr old husband.

of course don't buy it.  the article is near the back.  half pager. and
I believe them cause they said Hitler lives in Oregon and I KNOW that is
true....

Sue.  Read Forced Exploiture, where they label the shows reviews as
"Smelling the Armpits of college students".   Spin does suck huge dicks,
but so does the latest Woodentops LP.  And did YOU know that both them
Woodentops and those House Martian bands you wank about are both being
played on DC-101 (local rock and roll crank it up and puke it back out station).
says something about something (what is does says is left up to the
reader of this crud). 

I would rather read a byron dickless coley story about some girl
than a review about the woodentops where the review calls them 'accessible',
'matured', 'college favorites', and so on.  that makes me puke. 

Wimpy Guitar Music:  Why don't you try Eugune Chadbourne (oops, not on
an import label!).  All he plays is guitar, and guitar effects. and so on.

What Do I think of "Wimpy Guitar Music" ? I think the statement says it
all. 

bleah