Buttholes on Letterman? FAT CHANCE.

[James B Hofmann <hofmann@AMSAA.ARPA>]

On the naff side of life, Sandra Berhardt (the comedienne who played
the love groupie for Jerry Lewis in "King of Comedy") got the
Butthole Surfers mentioned on national TV last night - much to
Dave Lettermen's chagrin - she said, "yeah, I was hanging out with
the Butthole Surfers down in Tex-" (audience goes "oooooooh" - y'know
like in Phil Donahue?  These hip New Yorkers!) and David shuffles
his cue cards and says, "now Sandra (sarah?)"... and she says, "no
really, they're cool, you oughta have them on your show" - to 
which David starts reading what's on next night.

Don't expect 'em on Late Night - until they change their name.

*sigh*...

				"hey - hey -hey"

				  Hofmann